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Fri, 16 Apr 2010
A few funny adverts from news papers etc . some very funny. xxx Dodie

witchy pusCOME INSIDE FOR A FUNNY FIVE MINUTES IN
DODIES WORLD... ENJOY

The World’s Funniest Real Ads

a)   Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

b)   FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £500.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

c)    Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

d)   For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

e)   Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

f)   Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

g)   For sale:

a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator,

spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

h)   Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

i)   Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

j)   Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

k)   Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

l)   Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

m)   Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

n)    Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general

    housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

o)   Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.

p)    Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.

q)   Nordic Track £150 hardl.y used, call Chubby.

r)   Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer £150.

s)   Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts

t)   Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

u)   ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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