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a) Braille dictionary for
sale. Must see to appreciate.
SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
£500.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got
married last weekend. Wife knows
c) Help wanted, singer for rock band.
Must be female or male.
For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long
e) Help wanted, adult or
mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an
f) Lost: small
brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the
a quilted high chair that can be
made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse,
spring coat, size 8 and fur
h) Four-posted bed, 101
years old. Perfect for antique lover.
i) Wanted: Part-time
married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
j) Man wanted to
work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to
k) Christmas sale.
Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.
l) Wanted, man to
take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
m) Three-year old
teacher needed for pre-school. Experience
n) Widower with school-age
children requires person to assume general
duties. Must be capable of contributing
to growth of
o) Free Yorkshire Terrier:
8 years old. Hateful little dog.
p) Nice Parachute – Never
opened. Used once.
q) Nordic Track £150
hardl.y used, call Chubby.
r) Joining nudist
colony! Must sell washer and dryer
s) Open house body
shapers toning salon free coffee and
white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while.
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