DREAM WORLD PRESENTS
SOME MORE WEIRD FACTS FROM ANDY
ROONEY OF CBS
In case you missed it on 60
Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney
thinks about women over
Correspondent Andy Rooney
grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all.
Here are just a
over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the
'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you
woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she
whining about it. She goes and does something, she
wants to do,
usually more interesting.
over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
the opera or in the middle of an expensive
restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if
they think they can get away with
women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what
to be unappreciated.
psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far
women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you
right off if
you are a
jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever
where you stand with her.
praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons..
Unfortunately, it's not
reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
coiffed, hot woman over 50,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies,
those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can
get the milk
free?' Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of
women are against
Why? Because women realize it's
not worth buying an entire
pig just to get a little
Andy Rooney. I am well over 50 and I think
that you have never spoke a truer word, beautiful
xxx Dodie xxx