Dodie's Dream World - Complete Chaos! xxx
Tue, 29 Jul 2014
The Missing Danish Pastries
The Missing Danish
At the bottom of the garden a Danish Goblin
and on one hot and humid day, Gus gave a scream and
"Who's nicked my
Who's scoffed my strawberry flan?
I'm quite undone;
besides myself! He began to make a plan."
Gus called his mates together; they lived beneath
He told them of his stolen cakes taken from the
"I guess it was those gnomes” he said
“they look guilty, smug and
But Gertie, pushed them all aside "Me
thinks, it was That Cat!"
That cat was sat
beneath the tree, cream all about her face.
She eyed the goblins
up and down, there was going to be a chase.
The goblins watched
the slant-eyed puss
then her tail began to
"Stand aside !" Old Gertie cried, I’ll grab her
tongue and liver!
He flexed his arms and
with his axe moved closer to his
Puss stretched her paw with nail and claw, old
tarry.So up came Bert with
the garden spade,
he swung it round his
He missed the cat, but hit a rat which
toppled down quite
Then, with a grin, the
puss did spin her tail, curled round and round.
She sent them
sprawling across the lawn, then made to higher ground.
The goblins beat, made
a quick retreat
and assembled within the bushes
Scratched and bruised from head to toe they made
no further rushes
The goblins hid their
face in shame, each felt their own remorse.
Ne'er again could they
stand the pain of the pussy cat's tail and claws?
Gus decided there and
that they all would take a pledge.
If they ever made
Danish pastries again not to leave them on the ledge.
Dodie© May 2014
Post a Comment: